Humans sweat. It's an unfortunate fact of life. Sometimes excess sweat, without the pheromones that you need, keeps you single. But, in case you always thought it was something that you were forced to deal with, you were wrong. Sweaty "personal areas" and chafing are completely preventable.
How? Well, scientists have long known about several measures that stop your testicles from rubbing against your leg, leading to unwanted redness and rash, bringing you an overall feeling of discomfort, and perhaps worst of all, stopping ladies from going out on a second date with you.
But before we give you the hard facts on stopping your testicles from chafing, sweating, and preventing women from wanting to engage in a conversation with you, we want to ensure that our best efforts don't fall on deaf ears.
So to ensure that you are, ready, willing, and able for our help, please answer these general questions:
1. Do you have testicles or other sweaty parts?
2. Do your testicles or other parts sweat?
3. Would you like to prevent these areas from sweating?
4. Do you think those closest to you would appreciate your efforts to stop your sweat problems?
5. Does that sound like the best thing in the world to you?
If you answered yes to even one of these questions, then continue reading next time for top-secret information on how to stop your testicles from becoming a target of chafing and directly responsible for your ire.
Just think, stopping your sweat now will stop you from becoming a victim of another loveless Friday night or holiday.